MEME-OSEA

Pues hete aquí que mi queridérrimo Sota me manda un meme de lo más chorra, la verdad, pero que me ha dejado pensando un poco en si voy camino de convertirme en un burgués asqueroso.

Algunas de las respuestas no han sido marcadas con X pero porque todavía no tengo lo que pone, manque me falta el canto de un duro...

Así que venga, vamos a ello (a base de copy/paste)


Las reglas son sencillas:Que marques lo que sea verdad, y si tienes más de cuarenta x, es que estás apocholado sin remedio y alguien debería acabar con tu miseria.



You own…

(x) your own cell phone
(x) a tv in your bedroom
(x) an iPod
( ) a photo printer
(x) your own phone line
( ) TiVo or a generic digital video recorder
(x) high-speed internet access
( ) a surround sound system in bedroom
(x) dvd player in bedroom (our TV has a built-in one)
(x) at least a hundred DVDs
(x) a childfree bathroom
( ) your own in-house office
( ) a pool
( ) a guest house
( ) a game room
(x) a queen-size bed
( ) a stocked bar
( ) a working dishwasher
( ) an icemaker
(x) a working washer and dryer
(x) at least ten things from a designer store
(x) expensive sunglasses
( ) framed authentic art (not lithographs)
( ) Egyptian cotton sheets or towels ¿valen de Portugal?
( ) a multi-speed bike
(x) a gym membership
( ) large exercise equipment at home
( ) your own set of golf clubs
( ) a pool table
( ) a tennis court
( ) local access to a lake, large pond, or the sea
( ) your own pair of skis
( ) enough camping gear for a weekend trip in an isolated area
( ) a boat
( ) a jet ski
( ) a neighborhood committee membership
( ) a beach house or a vacation house/cabin
(x) wealthy family members
(x) two or more family cars
( ) a walk-in closet or pantry
( ) a yard
( ) a hammock
( ) a personal trainer
( ) good credit
( ) expensive jewelry
( ) a designer bag that required being on a waiting list to get
( ) at least $100 cash in your possession right now
(x) more than two credit cards bearing your name
( ) a stock portfolio
(x) a passport
( ) a horse
( ) a trust fund (either for you or created by you)
( ) private medical insurance
(x) a college degree, but no student loans

Do you:


(x) shop for non-needed items for yourself (like clothes, jewelry, electronics) at least once a week
( ) do your regular grocery shopping at high-end or specialty stores
( ) pay someone else to clean your house, do dishes, or launder your clothes (not counting dry-cleaning)
(x) go on weekend mini-vacations
( ) send dinners back with every flaw
( ) wear perfume or cologne Chanson d’Eau
( ) regularly get your hair styled or nails done in a salon
( ) have a job but don’t need the money
( ) stay at home with little financial sacrifice
( ) pay someone else to cook your meals
( ) pay someone else to watch your children or walk your dogs
( ) regularly pay someone else to drive you(x) expect a gift after you fight with your partner

Are you:


( ) an only child
( ) married/partnered to a wealthy person
( ) baffled/surprised when you don’t get your way

Have you:


( ) been on a cruise
(x) traveled out of the country
(x) met a celebrity
( ) been to the Caribbean
(x) been to Europe/America
( ) been to Hawaii
( ) been to New York
( ) eaten at the Space Needle in Seattle
( ) been to the Mall of America
(x) been to the Eiffel Tower in Paris
( ) been on the Statue of Liberty in New York
(x) moved more than three times because you wanted to
( ) dined with local political figures
( ) been to both the Atlantic coast and the Pacific coast

Did you:


( ) go to another country for your honeymoon
( ) hire a professional photographer for your wedding or party
( ) take riding or swimming lessons as a child
( ) attend private school
( ) have a Sweet 16 birthday party thrown for you


Yo he sacado 25, un poco más de la mitad. Lo que yo te diga, voy camino de convertirme en burgués...

Es muy yanqui, como bien decía Sota en su blog, pero con los convenientes arreglos, podría perfectamente ser europeo.

Y le toco los cojones a La Rana, a La Niña y a Troy, of course.

Y si quieres más chorradas, aquí.

ON MY ZEN: Madonna, Ray Of Light (demo).